At Cambium Networks, we’ve always believed in performance, precision—and peace.
Which is why today, we’re proud to announce not one but two groundbreaking advancements engineered to help you not only connect faster, but feel better doing it.
cnMaestro™ “Zen Mode”
Stop clicking. Start transcending.
Your network management dashboard is now a place of inner stillness. With Zen Mode, we’ve reimagined the cnMaestro experience to support a more mindful administrator. Key features include:
- A bonsai tree dashboard that only grows when you do absolutely nothing.
- Mouse movement monitoring that rewards calmness with subtle leaf animations.
- Every alert message replaced by:
“Perhaps… it is already resolved.” - Optional background chanting:
“802.11… ommmm…”
Initial beta testing suggests 40% less clicking, 70% more inner peace, and at least one case of spiritual awakening during a firmware upgrade.
“I used to fear config changes. Now I fear my own ambition. Thank you, Zen Mode!”
– Level 2 NOC Engineer, mid-lotus pose
ePMP™ AromaBeam
Smell the signal. Feel the flow.
Building on the principles of both RF performance and spa-grade serenity, the AromaBeam is the world’s first fixed wireless access point to emit mood-optimized scents through its antenna array.
- Link up triggers a Pine Fresh Scent, perfect for high-altitude deployments.
- If RSSI drops below -80 dBm?
A burst of Soothing Lavender gently urges the signal back to center. - If RSSI drops below -90 dBm?
The system releases Motivational Cinnamon.
You’ll feel it. The trees will feel it. The packets will tremble.
And yes—technicians may refuse to come down from the tower.
Now Available… for One Day Only!
Both Zen Mode and AromaBeam are being offered in extremely limited release—April 1st only—as part of Cambium’s ongoing commitment to pushing the boundaries of wireless… and reality.
For full part numbers, aroma profiles, or to request early enlightenment, contact your Cambium representative or stare at a tower until a response appears in the sky.
Cambium Networks. Beyond Connectivity. Toward Inner Radiance.
Now breathe. Let go of your alerts. And inhale the bandwidth.